Tuesday, February 22, 2005
ron: for the love of God....
just like i tried to tell you on msn, the MOE just told your mother that (let me quote here) "it might be released at the end of the month." now in order to stop acting SP@ZTICzXx, we need to analyse that statement. the words "might be" and "end of the month" only state the obvious, which is already what we were told: end of feb. in simpler terms, it could be thursday, friday or monday. (i'm not flaming you here ((: ) besides, the fact that they used the words "might be" show that they didn't even know when the release dates are, or that they are sworn to secrecy. (highly unlikely; if they were, the truth would be out even before the week started) so, it is clear that they were just BULLSHITTING, flinging specks of bovine scat at the many parents who called, as it was the safest answer they could give. i'd even say it's more likely that MOE made their employees memorise this phrase as a charm or protective spell against over-anxious students and parents.
anyway, take it from me. the way this show is run, the MOE will first inform the principals of the many secondary schools in singapore, before making a press release. (i have a primary source, so don't question me.) all this happens ONE DAY before the results are out. so ron, how come your mum and all the others (of whom i'm sure have called the MOE) get to know about it before all the other principals know? again i say, they were answering your rhetoric question. so no more talk about this, we probably know already. if it's not out on friday, boohoo. lets skip school ANYWAY. ron, just treat that few cents you wasted on that rhetoric question as a hearty donation to that wannabe-dictator who never seems to die even though he's bloody old.
so enough of this shiznit. lets just slack through the week, aye?
sorry. i'm having a bad day.
