For those mugger really hard, must also relax ya?
here's sth for yer..
by CATHERINE LIM ...
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A psychiatrist watched a disturbed boy messing around with a worm.
He saw a blade in the kid's hand
And the poor little thing squirm.
'Ah, a manic-destructive!' he said, as he saw the worm cut into two.
Just then the boy said,
'Dear buddy,Here's a companion for you!'
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haha. do take time off your work.. dont become the boy, though he makes some sense..
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There was a spinster who stated
'For marriage I'm surely not fated'
But on the very day,
She went for an X-ray
She gushed,
'I've been ultra-violated!'..
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